The Water Castle Part 2

Hopefully if you’re on this page, you’ve already read TheWater Castle Part 1, which is the preface to this dream. It isn’t vital that you read that one first, but you might want to in order to understand the location where this is taking place. Reading the first part also adds to the strangeness of the dream…but anyway, you’re not here to be lectured by me, so here’s the dream:

I went through my grandma’s office closet again, intentionally this time. However, when I got to the castle I turned left instead of right when I got to the fork in the road. It took me to this water park maze/obstacle course made out of those inflatable bouncy house things, and I had to go through the whole course to continue through it. Unfortunately, after each obstacle, it splashed water at you, so I was pretty wet after not too long.

There was one part where I moved through some inflatable walls and Kevin from The Office was there in the maze thing with me.  He just popped out of nowhere and squeezed my boob, and I told him firmly, “You can’t go squeezing people’s boobs, Kevin.” Then one of my old coworkers from when I worked at Barnes and Noble came up, and she started chastising him for me. I left and moved on, and when I got out of the maze, I was suddenly in hell.

Now, you might have an image in your head of what hell looks like. You might be thinking of Dante’s different layers, his ice lake thing, you might be thinking of a fiery pit, or even modern America under Trump. I am telling you that none of those are what my brain seems to think hell is.

According to my brain, hell is a series of medium sized rooms, painted red and lit by red lights. The walls are lined like the cheese aisles in grocery stores, so there’s a mild unescapable chill, but you can’t grab any of the food on the walls, because they’re covered with some unbreakable glass. Like I said, there were apparently many of these rooms, but everyone was assigned to a specific one. The room I walked into thus became my assigned room. I wasn’t alone though, there were probably about fifteen other people just kind of wandering aimlessly within the room—all condemned to an eternity of mild chilliness and unattainable chilled foods.

I had a vision that some dude I was friend with in middle school was in one of the other hell rooms, so I wanted to go find him since we haven’t talked in so long. I snuck out of the room on a quest to find him, and like I said earlier, all the other rooms were exactly the same with the red grocery store layout. I also found out that there were a couple heaven rooms mixed in with the hell rooms. These rooms were filled with soft blue walls and lighting (no grocery store walls), and they were basically just filled with those salon hair dryer chairs…but that’s more of just an extra detail, rather than being relevant to the story.

I finally found him, and at this point I was accompanied by two other people also looking for friends. But, as soon as I found him, I just caught a glimpse of him before the hell police captured me. They locked us up in adjoined cages until the hell king (technically that’s Satan I guess) invited us out for the hell-wide assembly. We were in this HUGE auditorium, and me and the two other people just kind of sat in empty seats towards the back.

Satan was on the stage at the front of the auditorium, and he started a PowerPoint that had 3 math problems on it. None of the three of us got a chance to hear what he was saying about the math problems though, because another guy approached us and gave each of us three playing cards. Some unspoken knowledge was bestowed upon us so that we knew we had to find the seats that corresponded with our card. Since we were still in trouble, we figured this was some plot to call us out and punish us publicly later, but we didn’t exactly know how that was going to be done yet.

I had the 2 of hearts, so I had to find the heart section and row two, but row two wasn't in the audience. I realized it was behind the stage, so I had to walk around the side of the stage where everyone could see me, even though I knew they were paying attention to Satan and not me. I was super embarrassed and as soon as I found the seat, Satan called me out and wanted me to do or say something in front of the audience. I was already shaking pretty bad from being on the stage, and then since he called me out I started freaking out more and more till I couldn't stand. I tried crawling off stage since I couldn't walk, but as soon as I left Satan reached out a claw to drag me back in.

Everyone else in the row on the stage started saying to Satan that I was already suffering enough with how anxious I was, so there was no need to make me suffer anymore. He agreed with them and was just like "yeah whatever," and he threw me back into my original hell room, and I woke up.

So, moral of the story: Satan will personally and publicly humiliate you if you step out of line in his territory. I know that was a wild ride, but I hope you enjoyed it. Make sure you check out my other dreams on my Rants page. Comment below if you have any thoughts or just want to share a freaky dream of your own!